*FIELD TRIP* *PLAY DAY* *CLASS IS CANCELED*
On a normal day in Clown Class we get all up in our struggles and see how we might be loading ourselves down needlessly and I love that for us. It’s difficult and embarrassing to be a struggler sometimes and we need the company. However! Even a newsletter with a tight struggle focus needs to clock off and party now and then.
Please remove your shoes and your bras and whatever else you need to remove to get loose. If you have a caftan and you haven’t changed into it yet, now’s the time. If you don’t have a caftan, I don’t know what to say. There’s no reason for all humans not to have caftans at this point.
What’s the big reason we haven’t forced caftans into the standard uniform of our time, honestly? Hang on, I figured this out in two seconds. An army of people in caftans is…languid.
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